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What Would Jesus Do?
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Posted by: akabezalel
Two cars were at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man
didn't notice it. The woman behind him begins pounding on her steering
wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move.
The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving,
pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow.
The woman begins to blow the horn, flips him off, screams profanity and curses.
The man looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
intersection just as the light turns red.
The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses
her chance to get through the intersection. As she is in mid-rant she
hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by
a policeman.
The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts
off the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands
up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her
hands on her car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof and
quickly is cuffed and hustled into the patrol car. She is too bewildered
by the chain of events to ask any questions and is driven to the police
station where she is fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and
placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the
door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer
is waiting with her personal effects.
He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm really sorry
for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing
a blue streak at him.
Then I noticed the:
"Choose Life" license plate holder,
the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker,
the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and
the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
So, naturally . . . . . . . . I assumed you had stolen the car."
Posted by: JeriRose12
Good one. The sad facts are most Christians DO cuss these days. And when they take the Lord's name in vain....that REALLY offends me. Does ANYONE really love the Lord anymore?
~JeriRose~