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Home of the Goofs

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Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

I love to be a dork and goofy so this will be for all those who are dorks and like being goofy too, be goofy by showing goofy funny pics or just sharing the Joy of the lord with us make us laugh hallelujah, the Joy of the Lord is are strength not depression or sadness so lets let er rip in laughter, I will try and make a funny pic to make you laugh


Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

Who passed gas ..

Quick hold your breath


Posted by: KSunshine'sMIRACLE

LOL!!! Thanks AW!!!!!!! What a great idea. A laugh is dfinetly well timed. More please!


Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

OH.. I have to go to the bathroom..




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Poor dog owch ..


Posted by: StarChilde

The last one- of come here fifi--is just warped, and the one before with the obese woman...is an insult to those who are extremely obese... if you are going to put jokes up, make sure they are ones that are not an insult. I know you will say oh have some humor, they are just jokes- but using the extremely obese in jokes, or suggested cruelty to animals, is not humor.


Posted by: michellejane

Thank you Lord for Annointed Warrior. S/he is always placed where I am to support and lead me, through your wisdom and knowledge and saving grace. Father, I thank you for all that you have given to me and all that you have shown to me. I give thanks for laughter and all of the good feelings that come with being with you, my Lord and Brother,the Holy Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.


Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

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Originally Posted by StarChilde
The last one- of come here fifi--is just warped, and the one before with the obese woman...is an insult to those who are extremely obese... if you are going to put jokes up, make sure they are ones that are not an insult. I know you will say oh have some humor, they are just jokes- but using the extremely obese in jokes, or suggested cruelty to animals, is not humor.

Forgive me starchilde I know you are going through a lot am sorry how I just lashed out at you..HUGS am here for you


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Funny Faces


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This is the Joy that is in you if you would let it belly up within you



Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

Jokes

Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they
get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't
step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains
them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and
along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another
extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment
as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She
manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid
eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains
them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?"

And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."


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Posted by: KSunshine'sMIRACLE

LOL! That letter is really cute!!!


Posted by: czynka

Love the duck one !!!!! HA HA HA HA LOL !!!!


Posted by: cgirl

Those made me laugh, good to see some more ppl w/a sense of humor
*******************************************

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO COFFEE WHEN:

You grind your coffee beans with your teeth and then swish hot water around in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You chew on other people's fingernails.
(Eew!)

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can type sixty words per minute--per hand.
(I wish I could do this lol )

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
(Too silly)

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.


Posted by: czynka

Lol !!!! My husband drinks so much coffee that his blood must be brown.


Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

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http://www.fes-net.com/_lob/audio/themessyouin.wav

http://www.fes-net.com/_lob/warning.wav

http://www.landoverbaptist*****/audio/thebutt.wav


Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly
Gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it
into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a
certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When
you reach 100 points, you get in."

"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and
never cheated on her, even in my heart."

"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"

"Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported
its ministry with my tithe and service."

"Terrific!" says St. Peter. "That's certainly worth a point."

"One point?!!" "I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter
for homeless veterans."

"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.

"Two points!?!!" Exasperated, the man cries. "At this rate
the only way I'll get into heaven is by the grace of God."

"Bingo, 100 points! Come on in!"


Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

Quote:
Originally Posted by cgirl
Those made me laugh, good to see some more ppl w/a sense of humor
*******************************************

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO COFFEE WHEN:

You grind your coffee beans with your teeth and then swish hot water around in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You chew on other people's fingernails.
(Eew!)

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can type sixty words per minute--per hand.
(I wish I could do this lol )

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
(Too silly)

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.



This was me yesterday from drinking coffee haha


Posted by: ANOINTED WARRIOR

Click this link is cool
http://www.annointed.net/Community/...69023#post69023