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Don't mess with Grandma.

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Posted by: JG

I hope you like this
Don't Mess With Grandma:

This is a true story ...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second
invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.


She tried and
tried, and then it dawned on her why.


A few minutes later, she found her own car
parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove

to the Police station..

The sergeant to whom she told the story

couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the
other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a
car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than
five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.


No charges were filed.



Posted by: MaryTemp

ROFL!!! hahaha!!! Thats too funny!!! Reminds me of the time our family got into the wrong car many years ago in 1977. We had just got finished with church services and walked to our brown buick, My mom, dad; me and three sisters piled in the car. My dad put his key in the ignition and had all kinds of trouble getting it to turn. We were perplexed. Then we started noticing the car looked awfully clean inside,(Too clean) My little sister who was five at the time announced gleefully "Daddy, Look!! "Someone cleaned our car!!" "It looks nice!!!" This is when it dawned on all of us, we were in the wrong car!!! With sinking feelings in the pit of our stomachs we all scrambled out as fast as we possibly could, (a bit red faced Im sure) and quickly located our car!!! Inside we found the mess we were accustomed to, and were very relieved that no one had seen us get into the other car!!! LOL


Posted by: StarChilde

Jerry thanks for sharing that! It brought laughter for sure, and also memories of all the times I have thought a vehicle was mine...after all it looked like mine... but the dagnabbit key, it just didn't fit in the door! h


Posted by: leo

Jerry:Thanks for serving. Also thanks for your patriotism. So from the coastie to the jarhead ..... blessings from our Heavenly Father on you and Jan and family on this 228th birthday of the U. S. A. Leo


Posted by: Annette

GOD BLESS AMERICA!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!


Posted by: homesick4heaven

Too Cute! I needed a laugh tonight.
Hi Jerry & Family, also every one at Annointed. Happy 4th! God bless.


Posted by: koppen

I love this story!

GOD BLESS the ELDERLY!


Hope everyone had a wonderful 4th!


Posted by: faith rising

Thanks Jerry! That was really funny. I love hearing true funny stories like that.


Posted by: Lorraine

God bless you and your family. God take care of you as you do His will.

Love in Christ,

Lorraine


Posted by: kelizthomp

May God send a special Blessing to you all on your Thanksgiving Day.
Love from your friend in Australia.
Elizabeth


Posted by: kelizthomp

I just loved the story. Thanks Jerry for sharing that with me. Does everyone in the States can a gun?? My Grandma wouldn't have known what to do with one!
Elizabeth


Posted by: Cara

My husband always says that truth is stranger than fiction. That was an absolutely hilarious story. You have to wonder how the four men have relayed it in their story telling.
God Bless Jerry, and thank you for your faithful service to the Lord and to his people the church.
Happy July 4th U S A,
from a Canadian
Carol Eggie. (Cara)


Posted by: JeriRose12

Thanks, Jerry! I needed to laugh! Been pretty stressful day and night (not to metion week). Had to work on 4th and was missing family, and was fighting in the Spirit for this website and America.... Thanks!

My prayers have been with you much lately.

~JeriRose~
Fainding HIM in 2004


Posted by: Sandy Mayfield

My pickup is full of cherries from Yakima. We thought it would be fun to go get them to sell.
It was fun, but we didn't sell a lot.
I was really feeling bad about my business sense, when I came home. Then I opened up my email and I felt like my family cares about me, Jerry. What a comfort to recieve that tonight!
Happy fourth to everyone. And happy sixth and seventh, too. Tomorrow everyone who shows up at Parkland will recieve the rewards of our efforts. I am bringing free cherries and apricots to you. Love, Sandy


Posted by: KingdomWarrior

That was great!

My mom did almost the same thing, but without the gun! God help us if she had one!!!

She was at the gas station and walked to her car only to find 2 men in it, going through the center console.

She started screaming at them to get pit of her car.....

Then she looked over and saw hers setting the next station over.....

Both car were a sapphire blue 1990 Chevy Caprice. And after 18 hours of work and driving, she was a *bit* confused LOL


Posted by: Nessa

Holy Spirit annointed fellowship and guidance, patriotism, caring, and humor! What a blessing you, the ministry, and this website is...a shining example of an extended Christian family!


Posted by: Diane1

I came to know your website through a situation that was not funny at all. Because of a gun. SInce then I can't watch a program with a gun, talk about guns, look at guns etc. I know that is Satan who continues to attack me with this negative thoughts.

Thank you so much for helping me to laugh at this gun story. It was very funny and so innocent. Thanks for the gift of clarity.

Your sister in Christ

Diane1 pop

P.S. Are there any revivals coming up in Orlando Florida? How about youth or Marriage conferences?


Posted by: pinkcallalillie

I would like to wish all of you A Happy 4TH.
You are in my prayers.

Pinkcallalillie


Posted by: PrayingMinister

Dear Jerry,
Happy 4th of July to all.
May God's blessings be upon all of you.
See you all soon.
Caron

The joy of the Lord is our strength!!


Posted by: pastorisaacrerri

This one jolted my Clergidoxian morbid dislike for jokes on Bible spaces!
Warm wishes for the best for Jerry and his team!


Posted by: linda hohn

Hi Jerry and Family, Hi everyone at Revival, Love the story. This from a Grandma. That was a good laugh. Also good to hear from "Family."as all are at Revival. I have also tried to get in the wrong car. When I had a white car the car I went to was white. Now I have a green one, so at least I choose green. God bless you All... His grace is suffucient. He is good All the time. Happy 5th..Linda Hohn


Posted by: huggybob46

Jerry, this has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long time!! Thanks so much for sharing it on your website!!! God bless.

Bob




Posted by: ItalianDragn

thnx 4 the laugh. I needed it after suffering a blowout (which I can't afford) and waiting 5 hours on the side of 26w without mobile phone reception.


Posted by: aflameforJesus

Just wanted to say hello and God bless you all with much love, peace, joy and strength in the Holy Ghost


Posted by: JUBEAN1951

I'm sitting at my desk at work, and it's been a hectic morning answering calls for so many people are out sick and/or on vacation, and I could really use a lift. This story did it. I laughed and laughed; then I sent it out to my co-workers so they could laugh, too. How incredibly funny.


Posted by: Busy4Him

Just finished celebrating Independence Day and it was wonderful and I do bless God for being able to live in a nation such as ours. Blessings to all of you down in Parkland! Even amid the celebrations there was a touch of sadness as the enemy has already been hard at work trying to discourage so many I know. My older sis, Mary (Kitty, as we all call her) was just diagnosed with an extremely rare form of Muscular Dystrophy. My younger sister, Sheri, was diagnosed with MS just over a year ago. As autoimmune diseases seem to run in my family and I have struggled with my own health, I sure could use some prayers of support right now. I asked God a long time ago to do whatever it takes to bring my family to him. Both these sisters asked the Lord into their hearts as children, though haven't lived for him since. My new church is a church plant, really a missions outpost in Burlington and we will need to find a new place to meet with a month or so. In the natural, there's no way--no locations available or the finaances, but with God we know all things are possible. Please pray for Pastor Kevin Bell, wife Roxanne and the congregation of Burlington Church. As for me; One thing I do know Jerry, is Greater is He that is in me than he who is in the world!" I will keep on, keeping on as long as he can use my life to bring himself glory. Though the way be hard and full of pain, I cannot help but seek His gain! You taught me that up in Mount Vernon. I will never forget or stop praying for total fruitfulness for your ministry and the divine protection of you and your family. You have blessed so many--may we, the recipients of those prayers and ministry, always hold you up in prayer. --your sister in Christ, Anita Jackson


Posted by: youngijp

Really is funny! And it does seem to have definitely happened!


"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine...." Proverbs 17:22 KJV
Thanks for sharing. Jean


Posted by: robin pearce

Thank you Jerry I needed a good laugh Bless you and your family God Bless Robin


Posted by: JenPen

Quote:
Originally Posted by KingdomWarrior
That was great!

My mom did almost the same thing, but without the gun! God help us if she had one!!!

She was at the gas station and walked to her car only to find 2 men in it, going through the center console.

She started screaming at them to get pit of her car.....

Then she looked over and saw hers setting the next station over.....

Both car were a sapphire blue 1990 Chevy Caprice. And after 18 hours of work and driving, she was a *bit* confused LOL


Hi Jerry

Thanks for the laugh, I always say that God has a very gud sense of humour, why He created us, and when you look at all the comic/comedians we are surrounded with, you cannot but laugh at His wonderful sense of humour! "The Joy of the Lord is our strength" A Merry Heart .....

Thanks for being a blessing

Love Jenny
Jesus Celebration Centre Ministries
Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted by: pickone

We really enjoyed this happy July 4th message. Thank you so much. If I knew this woman, I would walk down the street holding her hand because I think I know exactly how she feels.