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Funny Healing Story
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Posted by: MASZOO
My friend heard this story at a camp that she went to and told me. It really cracked me up so I wanted to share it with you. It goes something like this...
There was a kid who was a fairly new Christian and he went to this large church. One night at youth group, everybody was really on fire. So many were getting saved and healed. They were speaking in tongues and anointing each other with oil. Meanwhile he is watching this and trying to learn all that he can. So he gets out his notebook and writes: 1. oil, 2. laying on of hands, 3. prayer.
He remembers that he has an aunt in the hospital who has been in a coma for quite some time. So he goes home, gets a gallon of oil (vegetable oil, it was all they had), and goes over to the hospital.
He walks into his aunt's room and anoints her with oil. He decides that he had better use quite a bit because this is his first time and he hasn't been a Christian for very long. So he pours a bunch of oil on her and lets it dry a little, then he pours some more on. After several coats he lays his hands on her and prays. Nothing happens.
So he pours more oil on her, covering her whole body. He lays his hands on her and prays. Her leg moves. He gets very excited, this is the only movement that she has had in some time, so he starts to anoint everything in the room with oil. The floor, the chair, the equipment, everything.
He puts his hands on her and prays. She awakes and sits up. He starts praising God.
Now all of the equipment which is hooked up to her is beeping. The nurses and doctors come running in to see what is going on and they slide across the floor. They slip and fall as they try to get to her. They get there and find that they are having a hard time getting to tubes out of her, they are all covered in oil. 