Prayer Board Requests - Laff Break: Funny Signs Found On Actual Churches

Have you ever been driving down the road at 50 or 60 mph, passed a church and tried to read the sign out front? Well, here are a few you can read while driving your computer and you won't run off the road trying to see them.

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
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"Under same management
for over 2000 years."
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Give the Devil an Inch
And He'll Become Your Ruler
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"Soul food
served here."
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"Tithe if you love Jesus!
Anyone can honk!"
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"Beat the Christmas rush,

come to church this Sunday!"
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"Don't wait for the
hearse
to take you to
church."
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"Don't give up.
Moses was once a basket case."
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"Life has many choices.
Eternity has two.
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What's yours?"
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"Worry is interest paid on trouble
before it is due."
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"Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
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"Preach the gospel at all times.
Use words if necessary."
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"Prevent truth decay.
Brush up on your Bible."
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"It's hard to stumble

when
you're down on your knees."
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"What part of
'THOU SHALT NOT'

don't you understand?"
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"A clear conscience
makes a soft
pillow."
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"The wages of sin is death.
Repent before payday."
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"Never give the devil a ride.

He will always want to drive."
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"Can't sleep?
Try counting your
blessings."
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"Forbidden fruit creates many
jams."
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"Christians, keep the faith -- but not
from others!"
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"Satan subtracts and divides.
God adds and multiplies."
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"If you don't want to reap
the fruits of sin,
stay out of the devil's orchard."
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"To belittle
is
to be
little."
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"Don't let the littleness in others
bring out the littleness in you."
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"God answers
kneemail."