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Funnies!!!
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Posted by: JeriRose12
Subject: Did I read that sign right?????
TOILET OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES.
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY, PLEASE BRING
IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN ?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY
CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh.
Submitted by ~JeriRose~
Posted by: Rachel R
Great one's!
Posted by: Rachel R
Great one's!
And I really, really needed a laugh!
Thanks,
Rachel R
Posted by: JG
You made me laugh
Pastor Jerry
Posted by: JeriRose12
I laughed so hard, these brought tears to my eyes. Laughter is good for the soul.
~JeriRose~