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Posted by: JG

This was an email from a friend it is worth reading

Date: 10/16/2003 13:05:55 -0700
From: Melody Gibson
To: jerry and jan gaffney
Subject: FW: Memo from God All headers
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I think this may be something for your Website. Melody


MEMO FROM GOD
To:YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD - The Boss!
Subject:YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE

This is God. Today I will be handling All of your
problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have
a nice day.

I love you.

GOD

P.S.

And, remember....

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you
can not handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself
!! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to
do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All
situations will be resolved, but in My time, not
yours.

P.S.S.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold
onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all
the wonderful things that are present in your life
now.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's
bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities;
Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of
them!

If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair.
There are people in this world for whom driving is an
unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man
who has been out of work for years.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think
of the person who has never known what it's like to
love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend;
Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve
hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away
from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would
love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think
of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair
to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what
is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be
thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough
to get the opportunity.

Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you,
you may have touched their life in ways you will never
know!

Now, you have a nice day,

God.


Posted by: Ragamuffin

Jerry, my dentist has some of these written on his bulletin board in the office. He plays christian music and lays hands on his patients and all his office staff get together before the day begins to pray for every patient. I have been in his office a handful of times and I sit in his chair and I cry my heart out, imagine - being ministered to and meeting God in the dentist's office! I think God smiles at this one especially in my life!


Posted by: booklady

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Originally Posted by Ragamuffin
Jerry, my dentist has some of these written on his bulletin board in the office. He plays christian music and lays hands on his patients and all his office staff get together before the day begins to pray for every patient. I have been in his office a handful of times and I sit in his chair and I cry my heart out, imagine - being ministered to and meeting God in the dentist's office! I think God smiles at this one especially in my life!



wow!!! another confirmation and chastizment to boot!!! Praise God fr answers.... thanks bro Jerry