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Don't Mess With Grandma:

This is a true story ...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second
invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.


She tried and
tried, and then it dawned on her why.


A few minutes later, she found her own car
parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove

to the Police station..

The sergeant to whom she told the story

couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the
other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a
car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than
five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.


No charges were filed.

ROFL!!! hahaha!!! Thats too funny!!! Reminds me of the time our family got into the wrong car many years ago in 1977. We had just got finished with church services and walked to our brown buick, My mom, dad; me and three sisters piled in the car. My dad put his key in the ignition and had all kinds of trouble getting it to turn. We were perplexed. Then we started noticing the car looked awfully clean inside,(Too clean) My little sister who was five at the time announced gleefully "Daddy, Look!! "Someone cleaned our car!!" "It looks nice!!!" This is when it dawned on all of us, we were in the wrong car!!! With sinking feelings in the pit of our stomachs we all scrambled out as fast as we possibly could, (a bit red faced Im sure) and quickly located our car!!! Inside we found the mess we were accustomed to, and were very relieved that no one had seen us get into the other car!!! LOL

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Romans 5:8
But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

Jerry thanks for sharing that! It brought laughter for sure, and also memories of all the times I have thought a vehicle was mine...after all it looked like mine... but the dagnabbit key, it just didn't fit in the door! h

Jerry:Thanks for serving. Also thanks for your patriotism. So from the coastie to the jarhead ..... blessings from our Heavenly Father on you and Jan and family on this 228th birthday of the U. S. A. Leo

GOD BLESS AMERICA!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

Too Cute! I needed a laugh tonight.
Hi Jerry & Family, also every one at Annointed. Happy 4th! God bless.

I love this story!

GOD BLESS the ELDERLY!

Hope everyone had a wonderful 4th!

Thanks Jerry! That was really funny. I love hearing true funny stories like that.

God bless you and your family. God take care of you as you do His will.

Love in Christ,

Lorraine

May God send a special Blessing to you all on your Thanksgiving Day.
Love from your friend in Australia.
Elizabeth

I just loved the story. Thanks Jerry for sharing that with me. Does everyone in the States can a gun?? My Grandma wouldn't have known what to do with one!
Elizabeth

My husband always says that truth is stranger than fiction. That was an absolutely hilarious story. You have to wonder how the four men have relayed it in their story telling.
God Bless Jerry, and thank you for your faithful service to the Lord and to his people the church.
Happy July 4th U S A,
from a Canadian
Carol Eggie. (Cara)

Thanks, Jerry! I needed to laugh! Been pretty stressful day and night (not to metion week). Had to work on 4th and was missing family, and was fighting in the Spirit for this website and America.... Thanks!

My prayers have been with you much lately.

~JeriRose~
Fainding HIM in 2004

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24 But let him who glories glory in this, that he understands and knows Me, that I am the LORD, exercising lovingkindness, judgment, and righteousness in the earth. For in these I delight,” says the LORD. (Jeremiah 9:24)

My pickup is full of cherries from Yakima. We thought it would be fun to go get them to sell.
It was fun, but we didn't sell a lot.
I was really feeling bad about my business sense, when I came home. Then I opened up my email and I felt like my family cares about me, Jerry. What a comfort to recieve that tonight!
Happy fourth to everyone. And happy sixth and seventh, too. Tomorrow everyone who shows up at Parkland will recieve the rewards of our efforts. I am bringing free cherries and apricots to you. Love, Sandy

That was great!

My mom did almost the same thing, but without the gun! God help us if she had one!!!

She was at the gas station and walked to her car only to find 2 men in it, going through the center console.

She started screaming at them to get pit of her car.....

Then she looked over and saw hers setting the next station over.....

Both car were a sapphire blue 1990 Chevy Caprice. And after 18 hours of work and driving, she was a *bit* confused LOL

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As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, O God. My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God: when shall I come and appear before God?